Guillermo cream dream

A type of missionary sex position between two men where the man inserting his penis into the others anal cavity also jerks the other one off and they ejaculate at the same time.

Jim: so you fucked him while you also jerked him off?
Guillermo: yes I call it the Guillermo cream dream

by Guillermo topG September 4, 2023

Rudy guilliani

A man who married his cousin.

Rudy Guilliani Married his second cousin for real.

by jewishcowboy123 October 7, 2020

Dirty Guillaume

When you slurpin down some midget juices and all of a sudden an army of naked Albanian Jews gang rape your sweet tender asshole.

We stormed the Capitol and gave em a Dirty Guillaume

by SpicySexDwarf1992 November 11, 2022

Gullo

A small caveman-like creature that surrounds its habitat with garbage and foul odors. It often attempts reproduction with species that are twice its size and frequently drinks alcohol to the point of complete retardation.

Also, This creature is known to have severe problems with sexually transmitted diseases which are mostly due to its low standards in attracting a mate but also due to a failure to remove the foreskin at birth.

Look at that mess, it must have been that dirty gullo who lives here.

by rooster9 March 25, 2009

Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

by The Sloppy Kalapaki July 31, 2015

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

guallo

Guallo is another word or saying for money

Aye you got got some guallo ?

by Savage_1738 November 1, 2015