El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.

by Chiefnass December 30, 2012

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

Glapion

furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.

1SG: Where is Private Dickface?

Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.

1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?

Squad Leader: Roger that!

by supa dupa paratroopa May 20, 2008

gaping hole

Someone's asshole which is certainly large, enormous like the colossal titan from attack on titan. A whore.

Damn, I hit Ashleigh last night, her anus was one big gaping hole.

by animerocks69 April 8, 2017

Guajiro

1. (n) A peasant class or farming man or boy. A man or boy from the countryside of Cuba. (Cuban Slang)
2. (n) The people of the indiginous Amerindian ethnic group called the "Wayùu" in northern Colombia. (also spelled Wajiro/a)

1. Ey guajiro. Dimelo que te pasa. (Hey man whats up?)
2. The Guajiro boy stole your goat miss.

by Sean Kearney March 26, 2008

guap

A large wad of disposable cash,generally obtained illegally, preferably spent on Hennessey and hos.

Yo James, let's hit the strip club, I got mad guap to blow.

by Wizmasta December 29, 2008

gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.

" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?

by Krahnic September 18, 2010