Skip to main content

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.
I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!
by Phil October 24, 2003
mugGet the grouter mug.

Groaner

A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a female encounters a nonsexual object that she feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.

This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.

Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."

Related synonym: Shopgasm
Chelsea: OMG! Those shoes are the shiz!

Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay.

Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of shoes ever! I totally got a groaner.
by A Blasy June 14, 2008
mugGet the Groaner mug.
Related Words

Goater

A goater is a fursona (representation of a furry) that is a hybrid. The genes of which include: goat, rat, and velociraptor.

More information for the goater can be found on Furry Amino.
Person A: What is that thing?

Person B: It's a goater, my fursonas species.

Person A: Are you a furry?

Person B: Yes, yes I am
by Fandom_Furry October 4, 2017
mugGet the Goater mug.

Goater

means that there better than you in every way. Bc there a goat but like 132 times more of a goat than you
Hey, alexis I’m goater than you
by tamalesssss_. October 1, 2019
mugGet the Goater mug.

Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
mugGet the Bang-goater mug.

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.
Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
mugGet the Penis Grater mug.

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.
Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012
mugGet the Cheese grater mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email