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Gob a smoggle

react in a scared or surprised way
"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."
by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024
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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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got a gob

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.
My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU
by Mister Straight April 8, 2023
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Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019
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International Gobs Day

"International Gobs Day" on December 31st is a globally celebrated occasion dedicated to recognizing and appreciating the invaluable contributions of gobs worldwide. Gobs, referring to a colloquial term for the myriad of essential but often overlooked tasks and roles performed by individuals across various professions and walks of life, are honored on this day.

The day serves as a reminder to acknowledge the often unsung heroes who diligently carry out tasks ranging from janitorial work to administrative duties, from caregiving responsibilities to customer service roles, and beyond. International Gobs Day highlights the significance of every role in maintaining the functionality and harmony of society.

On this day, organizations and communities may host events, express gratitude through gestures such as appreciation letters or small tokens of acknowledgment, or simply take a moment to reflect on the importance of the diverse array of roles that gobs fulfill.

In essence, International Gobs Day is a time to celebrate the often unseen but indispensable efforts of individuals who contribute to the smooth operation of various sectors, fostering a sense of recognition, appreciation, and unity on a global scale.
by Bejder April 8, 2024
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GOB

Harnessing god-like talent through with a drum set and a bass guitar, surpassing above-average quality. NOT to be confused with the title “God of Bass” (it is NOT an acronym).
Rudy: Oh hey GOB, you got here early.
GOB: Yeah I’m gonna need you to kick DUPA out that band of yours, champ.
Rudy: whatever you say, GOB.
by MyMom_isHotPPP October 16, 2025
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Gob

slang for “go out bad
kayden got beat up
jurnee: noo kayden you gob!
by omggseminole December 25, 2023
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