James A. Garfield

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.

James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

by My name isn’t jerry September 29, 2020

Garfield

Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.

"I hate Mondays."-Garfield the cat

by dpo June 21, 2004

garfield

absolute mad lad is a god and our lord and savior

your a real Garfield

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019

Garfussy

Daddy 🤞🥺🥺

His garfussy tasted yummy

by CUMINSIDEMEBABYYY January 4, 2022

Andrew Garfield

He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet

“I love Andrew Garfield”

by Kiwistan13 December 30, 2021

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Garfield High School

A pathetic school located in garfield nj where all there is, is a bunch on polacks, ghetto kids (or they think there ghetto, cause garfield isnt) and a small amount of skaters and scenes. The building is spit between a normal side, a shitty side, and gyms. on the shitty side there is not ceiling. its brown foam... The garfield Jocks cannot play football and they think they can. They lose 90% of the time. oh did i mention the principal's gay? Enough said

1. Hey do you want to go to the Garfield High School Football game?, "why bother, there just gonna lose."

2.Yo niggah lets beat up some GHS kids. "why bro?" Cause they think their us!" "Iight word"

by WhoCaresWhoIam? October 5, 2009