Geoffyphilis

Contagious and filthy disease caught from sharing close quarters with Geoff

Ben: damn you look ill son
Ryan: yeah i got the Geoffyphilis

by csaw October 18, 2008

Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014

Geoff

a man who hasnt admitted his gay sexuality yet, but fucks guys in the ass and is really obnoxious looking

"That kid Geoff, his face makes me just want to punch it out"

by mccracka2232 April 27, 2009

Geofact

Geofact GE-O-FACT jee-oh-fakt NOUN pseudonym Slang term commonly used by Hobbyist collectors, amateur & professional Archaeologist that describes an object occurring naturally; not made by man, That falsely looks to be a Artifact "U.S spelling" Artefact "Brittish spelling" usually just a common stone or rock and
Natural object or geological occurrence / anomaly

ORIGIN-
Geo Greek word meaning Earth
Factum Latin word meaning law or Somebody's own act and deed. see also Fact arte factum

I was excited that I had found what looked to be a ancient stone ax , But was told by experienced collectors it showed no signs of ancient tooling or manufacture & was a Naturally occurring stone formation commonly referred to as a Geofact I hope next time I find a "Artifact" not a "geofact".

by SORROW March 28, 2013

Geofrey

He may be rather big, unattractive, and maybe not the best at any sport but when you get a Geofrey be sure to keep him. Well as a friend anyways. His hair may not be on point at all times but he can sure make some people laugh with his crusty lips. Even though he’s on the bigger side Geofrey is a weird, sarcastic, child who wants to be your friend.

Geofrey
Wait you mean Geoffrey?
Nope his mom spelled it wrong!

by Fr fr definition June 1, 2018

geoffery

When you want to Boycott something.

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.

by A Frost June 22, 2008

Geoff

Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.

Definitions
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.

by Maark75 December 12, 2012