gaypire

a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire

my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.

by GreenSheep August 12, 2006

gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

gayfer

A cuss used to call D-list rapper DDG

not much needs to be said, “ddg is a gayfer”.

by Dankipicus June 4, 2023

Gasperan

Sex addict, Very Talanted.
In a latin book it says you must be VERY lucky to meet such a person.Has the BIGGEST and most Muscular Penis Of ALL.

Gasperan, Sex, PENIS

by GOD OF U April 18, 2009

Gayer Than AIDS

A general broad issue term to describe something shit, crap, terrible, in bearable, or bearly tolerable

Well that's gayer than Aids

by coop-meme December 13, 2022

pro gaymer

a geek/tosser/drinker of jolt cola

who spends 172hrs a day playing games cos they are pro.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

gaymer

A gamer who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: My friend's lesbian
Person 2: Cool, is she a gaymer?

by Miss Nymphia December 1, 2020