Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

Garfield

A woman's full lower package

Ey Christian did you see Selena's garfield at monte carlo?

by TheBoss313 June 20, 2011

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

Garfield

1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur

garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ

by my appendage is big September 15, 2008