Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 31, 2019

GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by October 17, 2020

Grandpa tripper

Another name for wheelstops, tire stops, parking bumpers, parking stops, and dead men.

Keep an eye out for grandpa trippers if you walk through a parking lot.

by Jersey Jon May 19, 2021

Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 08, 2017

Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.

I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.

by Isaristh November 06, 2013

sugar grandpa

a grandfather who severely spoils his grandchildren

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie

by Tryaniszt July 02, 2022

great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.

Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!

by Piperfoley7883 December 25, 2017