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Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.
by Isaristh November 6, 2013
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sugar grandpa

Granddaughter: grandpa can you please buy me a new ipad?

Sugar Grandpa: yes of course sweetie
by Tryaniszt July 2, 2022
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great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.
Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!
by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018
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Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
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Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.
"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."
by lehcarachel April 8, 2017
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Bitchin' Grandpa

A slang term for a super-cool old guy
"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"
by Dude Bros. Inc. August 17, 2012
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Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
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