bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Under-Developed Fork

An insult, coined by the Youtube channel Emkay, that originally was used to describe a fork that was not pointy, but slowly evolved into a unique insult that can be used universally.

Bob: "Bruh you Under-Developed Fork"

by LexonTheDragon December 10, 2021

Forkers

bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.

you mother forker!!!!

by ANOTHER OF THE FORKERS!!! HEHE July 3, 2003

Fork

An eating utensil with FOUR stabby prongs. (Not to get confused with a trident, a device with 3 prongs. Forks have 4 not 3. You do not eat with a trident, it is a godly weapon, not a fork.)

I’m eating my salad with a fork

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

forkin' it

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.

Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.

by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008

Forkchops

What crackers use at a Chinese restaurant to eat.

Term applies when someone who doesn't know how to use their chop sticks properly, so they stab at their food as if they were using a fork.

Babe can you pass me those forkchops?

by CrackerKing August 6, 2010