furthermore...

A creature of unknown origin, formed of nothing but black lines and white spaces. His only one hurdle in life is being born unable to die..ever..yet with this gift comes the want and need for death itself. Furthermore..., in a nutshell is invincible yet massively suicidal.

An odd confusion of phonetics and semantics curdled alongside an array and assortment of glorophoric genocide.

Furthermore
Function: adverb
: in addition to what precedes :

Furthermore... jumped into a chasm filled with honey soaked muskrats and came out with pancakes.

(Furthermore #3 coming soon, if you live in or around T.O. FREE!!)

by Furthermore... March 22, 2005

nelly furtado

I orginally entered this definition back in Nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.

Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....

Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado.....

by Nathaniel P Jones December 15, 2008

"and furthermore" syndrome

Refers to the abrasive and horridly-destructive mindset that is all-too-often adopted by someone with authority/influence (parent/guardian, schoolteacher/principal, policeman/judge, owner/caretaker of a large and/or fancy estate, etc.), whereby he blatantly/impatiently disregards common sense or basic compassion regarding the everyday necessities/difficulties/incapabilities of the less fortunate/affluent/physically-fit mortals in the world, while at the same time needlessly and unjustly "throwing his weight around" or "flexing his muscles" in an additionally-injurious manner. So, not only will he refuse reasonable requests to assist/ease the burdens of a timid "underdog", but he will then "add insult to injury" by irritably/gruffly PILING ON one or more ADDITIONAL agonizingly-arduous stipulations/restrictions onto the trembling help-seeker, so that this unfortunate wretch will now be even WORSE off than he was before!

One should be extremely wary about asking someone of substance/power for advice or assistance, since many such "upper crust" individuals tend to be afflicted with "and furthermore" syndrome... not only may they flippantly brush off your request for help, but they likely will then also grumble, "And furthermore --- I don't want you to do such-and-such anymore", or "I am sick and tired of your not doing such-and-such like everyone else does, so you're to start doing so immediately", which of course will just make you burdened/agonized all the more, especially if the retracted privilege is something that you vitally need just to survive or remain sane.

by QuacksO November 29, 2016

furtive

Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'

Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

by Aaron October 9, 2004

furtaw

The definition of bitch

Have ever heard of furtaw he’s a bitch

by Cam Buhler February 2, 2018

nelly furtado

I orginally entered this definition back in Nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.

Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....

Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado at all

by n jones December 24, 2008