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david furnish

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
by Straitman July 11, 2006
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Furnisexual

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.
by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011
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Barrow-In-Furness

A small town in Cumbria, North West of England (near Kendal.)

Although Barrow may be absolutely tiny, it is a very good place to go and look around. Although I have never been to Barrow it is one of the greatest cities in the world.
Lets go to Barrow-In-Furness, I hear there's a pigeon that lives there.

Many people have claimed to have seen Barrow, including the people that live there.

I'm so happy that Barrow is in the same planet as me
by Mr Creosote October 14, 2011
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furniture brother

When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.)
If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture sisters.
John had sex with his girlfriend in my bed last night. Guess we're furniture brothers now!
by Dan Matison August 20, 2013
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The Furnace

An alternative venue/nightclub in Swindon UK.
Well known for being the only good place in Swindon for alternative music on a regular basis.

Has hosted some top live bands over the years and is home to the RAGE club night every Friday playing only Rock Metal and Punk all night.
The Furnace is only thing worth going to Swindon for!
by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009
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Furnie

Furney, Furny (fur-nee)
- Noun
Often found travelling together in clusters or groups, furnies are individuals whom work in the furniture moving industry. Like a gang, once you become a furnie, it is very hard to get out. Children of furnies often become furnies themselves. Furnies often smell bad and have drinking and/or drug problems. Furnies also have an abnormally high divorce rate.
Person 1: Hey do Bob and his son work together?

Person 2: Yeah the poor guys are furnies. Bob got into it when he was younger and now his son is stuck.
by Fernie mover March 18, 2011
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Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
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