fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

funkis

can be used to take the place of a cuss word in a sentence when in the presence of a teacher;

can also be yelled out in chineese resturants and for some reason, it offends them

Mr. Decosimo, i have to go funkis.

by wenus burger December 4, 2007

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...

Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"

by Homestar runner February 1, 2005

funjita

British-slang for vagina, derrived from the word "fajita"

The way her bathing suit was riding up, she appeared to have a pretty nice funjita.

by Sabrina Io'Ana May 29, 2005

funkified

Adj 1.Fortified with Funkiness, brimming and overflowing with Funk, a fountain of Funk. 2.To become so overwhelmed by funk as to render un-usable or unwanted.

1.Parliament--Mothership Connection--"Unfunky UFO": "Deep in pain I called the names of some funkified friends of mine." 2. "Her nappy dugout's all funkified"

by Dr "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, LSD May 17, 2003

fukitol

a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.

my life really sucks, today, so i think i'll take three fukitols to make it better. don't cha wish it was just that easy?

by debhead May 13, 2011