Flabbadactyl

A person who has an unnecessary amount of body fat (flab). Most Flabbadactyls have wing-like flubber hanging from their arms.

Person 1: Ew look at that guy's flab!
Person 2: He could be a Flabbadactyl!

Person 1: Eww Kirstie Alley is-
Person 2: A FLABBADACTYL!

by Dinoflab June 13, 2011

Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011

flabage

When you have fat flabs on your stomach back and thighs

That guy has some serious flabage

by The King of Rocking May 18, 2014

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

flabalabalou

chubby fat kid with no life

you are a flabalabalou

by falabalabalou April 9, 2015

Flab

To screw up

Person 1: Dang, you really know how to flab something man..

Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly

by WhatsUpHomie October 5, 2015

Flabalanche

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016