forensics hunny

Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.

"Do you know Sarah Smith?"
"Yeah, she does Forensics. She's my forensics hunny."

by cantina123 November 18, 2009

ferment

The act of staying in your room for days at a time, not showering, and avoiding social interaction to the point of becoming a greasy, unhealthy slob. Usually accompanied by heavy use of the internet and/or video games. A fermenter's natural habitat is typically found in the dark corners of sites like 4chan, reddit, and twitch.

Once you start to ferment, it can be hard to get out, usually requiring some sort of wake-up call from the outside world. Some fermenters never get this wake-up call or ignore it, resulting in a lifetime spent mostly in their rooms.

Fermentation can lead to later complications such as depression, anxiety, anti-sociality, obesity, diabetes, and more.

Friend 1: Hey man, were gonna see a movie tonight, wanna come?
Friend 2: Nah dude, I gotta rank up on League of Legends, I'm gonna pass this time.
Friend 1: Bro you've been playing that game for three days straight, you're fermenting dude!
Friend 2: Shit man, you're right. Imma take a shower and join y'all

by edges64 June 20, 2019

Forensic

Rap artist from San Diego, California.

You heard that new Forensic joint on the radio?

by Da big Boy October 1, 2007

Fermentation

The process in which a woman who regularly partakes in heavy alcohol and drug consumption inserts a tampon into her feminine area and leaves it there for an extended period of time (usually at least three weeks). After enough time has elapsed, another person removes the tampon with his or her teeth and sucks all the accumulated toxin filled fluid from it in order to experience an altered state of mind and body which is said to have no rival.

It's a brand new sensation, and it's sweepin' the nation: fermentation.

by Taranitup November 24, 2011

FHGS (former hot girl syndrome)

When a girl that used to be hot ages poorly or gets fat but still acts like a princess hot girl

Jess must have FHGS (former hot girl syndrome) if she thinks someone is going to buy her a drink dressed like that.

by Airik May 17, 2016

forensics

A weird club that took a group of people that like talking to much and turned it into a wannabe sports team.

I can't do anything on Saturday. I have forensics.

by MeIsMoose March 26, 2017

Forensic

Rap artist from San Diego, California.

You heard that new Forensic joint on the radio?

by Da big Boy September 30, 2007