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wannabe mayates/niggerz
thinkin they all hard
ey foo whos that wannabe mayate?
naw homie hes jus a filipino fagget
fuck that leva bitch chinito
by Jos3 March 25, 2008
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filipino

any one person who likes rice and goes crazy if there is no rice available.
Man! You seen him?! He just went filipino because we have no rice!!!
by Nick February 10, 2005
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Filipinx

(Pronounced: Fi-li-pin-eks, Fi-li-pinks)

Used as a gender neutral term for Filipino-Americans, not to be confused of the word "Filipino" which is a gender neutral name that refers to native Filipinos.
Fil-Am: Hello, I am half Filipinx are you a Filipinx too?
Filipino: No, I am a Filipino.
by NativeFilipino November 18, 2020
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Filipino

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Other behavioral traits of Filipinos include:
-Taking an elder's hand and saying 'mano po' as a sign of respect
-Washes their butt with water, unlike 'other' people who use toilet paper. Let's face it, using toilet paper is useless, your just wiping it, its still there, you will smell it and it will stain your underwear. But, if you use water (in a pail) and soap, it is washed off, instead of being smeared across your bottom.
-Cooking canned food instead of eating it out of the can. Meats are usually cooked in oil, others such as Sardines and Tuna are cooked with onion, garlic and other seasoning.
A: Ew, its canned Sardines.
Filipino: Are you going to eat it out of the can?
A: Yes.
Filipino: Why don't you add onion, garlic, soy sauce and vinegar and cook it for 10 minutes?
A: How clever.
by Ilikechocolateandvanilla July 26, 2010
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Filipino Duck Fuck

A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.

The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.

Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?

ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!

ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by RiiPCiTYDOOODE January 17, 2011
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Filipino

A Filipino is a person that can easily be mistaken as a hispanic. They are from asia in a group of islands called the Phillippines. They can be, and are ussually called an "oriental asian" or a "pacific islander".

Most Filipino's have a darker skin tone, flat nose, have a mustache, and smart. They love their rice and eat rice with every meal. Most Filipino's are short, and the Filipino parents are very strict and yell alot. They have wierd last names. Most Filipino's are also religous. They are ussualy Christian. Alot of Filipino's try to act gangster while the rest just dont fall under a stereotype.

Filipino's in america are strongly bonded together. They help each other out and are very friendly to each other. They are ussually part of the middle class. While Filipino's in the Phillippines are either poor or rich. They are still friendly to each other and help one another but the goverment is corrupt and the economy is horrible.
White Guy: Are you mexican?
Pinoy: no, im F#%$ing Filipino.
White Guy: oh.....

Im Filipino ;D
by Tolentino October 9, 2006
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filippino hair cut

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
by popeye1369 October 31, 2010
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