Fuck fest february

Fuck fest february is just continuity to no nut november, destroy dick december and just jesus january. In fuck fest february you need to fuck 28 (or 29 if a leap year) times. Period. Not more, not less.

You can do it all in one day, once a day, with 28 different partners or with the same, doesn’t matter. Key word here is 28.

Girlfriend: Wanna do Fuck fest february honey?
Boyfriend: Sorry love, already took care of it this morning.

by El Rocco January 2, 2019

Uck fest

When 10 or more people start to give head / a blow job in the same area

Hey did you go to that uck fest last night ?

by Barnhouse123 February 19, 2020

Goof Fest

A gathering of multiple goofy individuals. Or a person who has the capabilities of multiple goofy people.

Pure Goof: Hey you wanna come to my party?
Linus: No, it's probably just a goof fest.

by Kul_Kar June 6, 2023

suasage fest

When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007

Fesis

A portmanteau of "feces" and "thesis."

I spent two years looking for source documents for my goddamn fesis.
All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.

by Georgia O'Queef November 17, 2011

Dude Fest

a assembly of dudes or bros (4 or more dudes that are at least 16 years old) engaging in group activities like playing video games, playing basketball, or shooting pool until late at night without the presence of females. Generally thought to be gay or immature by those not in the group of bros or those jealous because they couldn't be involved. See the synonyms Bro-Fest if the activities were cool or Sausage Fest if they were lame.

Dude 1- "I'm gonna go to the Dude Fest tonight. Are you?"

Dude 2- "We're playing b-ball, right?"

Dude 1- "Yeah."

Dude 2- "Cool, I'll be there."

by MWFWILLWIN April 21, 2011