masturbation

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Chronic Masturbation

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

Masturbation

To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help

Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

masturbation

give yourself a handjob by rubbing your hand up and down or inside (for women) your genitals.

masturbation is the greatest sex orgasm

by anal fucker May 1, 2008

Masturbation Night

Masturbation night is a celebration. You masturbate with your friends.
And its totally not gay!

There is only three rules.

1. You must bring your own porn.
2. Looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.
3. No women allowowed..

Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? ---quote from masturbation night

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009