Fapped

A photo of someone has been modified using the popular face enhancer/modifier app 'FaceApp'

Their profile photo has clearly been fapped

by Jack Hamma July 22, 2019

Fappin'

Fappin': Equivalent to words such as "smashing", "amazing" and the like.

Also means to yank ones penis ever so sensually.

Bubba: That's a FAPPIN' new pair of shoes you got there!
Jonathan: Why thank ye! I love fappin' while wearing these fappin' shoes!

by Pammy Pop April 17, 2014

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

flappidextrous

To be able to play flappy bird with both hands. It is harder than you may think. To prove you are flappidextrous you must be able to get a high score of over 70 with both hands regularly.

Woah look at Harry, he is flappidextrous!!

by Pengopaulwithagun February 17, 2014

Fapiduous

The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.

"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."

by Nevineir August 10, 2014

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016