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Howards Family

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.
I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.
by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006
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family

A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
by Guinness 1759 October 2, 2005
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Family Reunion

The awkward get together your parents make you go to where you stand around for hours with random relatives, some of which you either despise or don't actually know.

They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.
Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!

(Later...)

Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...
by PracticeSafeLunch June 15, 2010
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Gold Star Family

A family who lost a loved one fighting for America in a war.
1. The Gold Star Family Member stayed up all night worrying if their loved one suffered before he/she died.

2. Donald Trump tried to trash Gold Star Family member Khizr Khan. The Tangerine Mussolini showed no respect.
by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016
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family whipped

A case where an independent adult (usually early 20's) is still under the command of their family's every request. Like "pussy whipped", they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.
Cam: Hey Steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and Rick? Apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
Steve: Shit, I cant man, My dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
Rick: Man that guy is family whipped

Amy: Hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over ;)
Steve: i'll have to pass, I need to give my mum a foot massage
by Camazon April 26, 2008
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family man

a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them
He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
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Shit Family

A family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
by the_polar_express May 27, 2009
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