flumpty

Scottish slang for someone who is stupid or has done something idiotic.

"You flumpty, why did you drink so much beer last night ?"

by fhman September 20, 2005

flump

To faint, particularly in a teeny-booper little girl fashion.

OMG The Backstreet Boys are here! ::flump::

by ThePinkSuperhero September 1, 2008

flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

Flumpit

The hybrid of a flute and trumpet, know either as a flumpit or Trumpute.

Not to be mistaken with the Flumpet, a hybrid of the trumpet and flugelhorn

Musician A: "Hey, is that a Flumpit?"
Musician B: "No, it's a Flumpet."

by Skitgo May 5, 2009

Flumph

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine

I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.

by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003

flumple-dump

A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.

Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.

Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010