flaker

to not be able to attend an engagement with a friend or family member without proper notification.

Me and vanessa were supposed to meet at the movies on saturday at 5 but come saturday at 5 i was at the movie theater and she never showed up and never bothered to even let me know she wasn't coming. I guess she's a flaker.

by kr1818 September 10, 2009

faller

someone who does something crazy and insanly stupid

Brad must be a faller to be riding a snowplow on the ice today, its 60 degrees out. thats wicked dangerous

by yourworstnightemare March 17, 2010

Fakers

Shoes that look like Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but are most definitely not. Often worn by people because they still look as cool, but are cheaper. Frowned upon by most loyal wearers of Chucks.

Look at her wearing those fakers. Why doesn't she just buy real Converse?

by Jimmy Johnsonbox April 3, 2010

falkirk

Also home to Falkirk Young Offenders Prison where the scummy schemiegadgiedregs of scotlands youth who should be drowned at birth learn their trade i.e
how to steal cars chibspitting and shoplifting when they are not getting it up the ass.

I'd rather die than spend 1 hour in falkirk.

Falkirk = Shit

by Geggs September 18, 2004

faker

to assume the false persona of a retard in order to be waited on hand and foot, and to have express permission to drool on yourself whenever one wants, and to make threats to those who might discover the secret in order to maintain this persona at all costs.

as max discovered that big E was a faker, big E whispered into Max's ear that he would destroy Max if he didn't keep his mouth shut.

by Jumpin Jax Well September 8, 2004

farker

a male visitor to fark.com

my boyfriend is a farker too!

by farkette October 23, 2003

Flaky Flakerson

Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.

That Sandra is a real Flaky Flakerson.

by kb July 23, 2004