Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

fecalgasm

When one takes a shit so nice that they enter a state of euphoria.

"Joe why did you lay on the floor for five hours after you took that shit?" "I had a fecalgasm"

by Wizzil September 23, 2015

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

Fecal sodomy

Raping someone by the way of feces, to shit inside some else's asshole without consent.

You crossed my people so I'ma restrain you and shit into your pooper aka fecal sodomy

by King PaulWall November 7, 2019

Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.

“Just gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.

by BigJcote February 20, 2022

how the focaccia?

a way to ask someone how the fuck they are

Mate: Oi desmond, how the focaccia????
Desmond: yeah not too bad mate

by rubyrafiki October 20, 2013

Fecal infant

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005