fippie

faux hippie, one of those scenesters who thinks they live in the seventies. extremely liberal, but usually doesn't know shit about politics. thinks anything but atheism is fuckin dumb as hell.

see pretentious asshole

I decided to stop being so droll and spice up my hipster mullet with a few fippie braids.

by lizkaulitz August 1, 2007

Fapper

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.

Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017