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A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
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Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.
Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.
a few days later
Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.
a few days later
Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem
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'Bro thats not even factuas, you aint proving shit'
'Bro thats not even factuas, you aint proving shit'
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I was struggling to define my purpose, but after several workshops I had figured it out through
utilizing my own faculta
utilizing my own faculta
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