excrement queen

queen of shit, total shit fetish.

my girl is a real excrement queen, i should put a flush handle on her.

by jonnythin pasqualealaleylalyealyelalye June 6, 2003

exclamatory

When you are obsesses with something too much everytime you speak of it you have to say exclamation point 100 times.

I am exclamatory about Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Potterhead ;) July 26, 2019

excrementalia

It is when excrement happens to be located around the genitalia. This can often be hard to remove but can be rather tasty when mixed with porridge oats or nut custard.

Gentleman: Oh dear, there seems to be a darkened substance around my genital region
Gangster: G, you gotz urslef a bad case of the excrementalia
Gentleman: Oh dear, What should one do to relieve himself of this predicament?
Gangsta: Manz, ur stuck for life unless you get some nut custard
Gentleman: What is this nut custard you speak of?
Gangsta: Itz tha answer to this padikamnt cuzzy bear.

by Michael Parry December 10, 2007

Excrementos

The breath mint of choice for people whose breath smells like feces

Steve:"So how'd the date go...did you guys make out?"
Jeff:"Na...the bitch chews excrementos.Wasn't in the mood to french kiss anus."

by arod1979 August 1, 2013

excremeditation

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.

I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.

by therestlessadmin September 1, 2011

Excramination

noun: a medical school exam where there is simply no other means of preparation, regardless of when you started studying, other than cramming. Often leaves those taking the assessment with a feeling akin to the morning after their first night in prison.
Can be shortened to excram.

Derived from the 14th century noun examination: the act of assessing the progress or testing of qualification or knowledge and the pre-12th century transitive verb of cramming: to pack tightly derived from old english crammian which is akin to Old Norse Krejama meaning to squeeze.

Undergrad Student: "You guys are always whining about how much studying you do. I have never left an exam feeling like I didn't ace it. "

Med Student: "I didn't study for my exams either but in med school we don't have exams, we have excraminations."

by ColmMcC February 9, 2010

extrambulatory

any movement that requires more physical effort in it’s execution than walking. (also noun: extrambulation)

Parkour and free running are extrambulatory ways to move.

by b_maverick January 26, 2010