Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet

When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.

Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.

Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.

by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007

Chocolate Eclair

When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.

Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair

by ThatOneGuyWithABigDick November 6, 2012

Exclaim

A claim on the financial or material assets of a former spouse or friend

After she separated from her husband of 20 years, she decided to consult a lawyer to make an exclaim

by manuscrypts August 31, 2009

Exclamation Point

when a guy takes his used condom and snaps it in the face of the girl he just had sex with.

Last night, my friend totally exclamation pointed some chick.

by corneilius roth March 6, 2011

Exclaimation Fart

When a person, either on accident or intentionally, farts after stating an important fact or upon completing a speech!

Upon completing his speech, he accidentally added an exclaimation fart!

by 123Lunatic November 28, 2013

Euclid

The erogenous zone located on the inner elbow. Often a highly sensitive area, and one best touched by surprise... perhaps in a crude, rubbing motion.

Deborah 1: Heeey, how's it going? (asks casually, while carefully reaching hand up to inappropriately touch friends inner elbow)

Deborah 2: (jumps out of chair) Whoa!! That's my euclid! Oh wait, don't stop!

by DeborahDeborah February 6, 2010

chocolate eclair

right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"

oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.

by snazzlefever April 7, 2010