A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.
I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...
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In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
"Oh Dude, he's shitting right now! Oh get out get out get out! No man we can't get out of here! Cmon man. What are you doing? Get out of the fuckin car." Jackass 1 as Dave England shits in the van.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
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Get the new england superhero mug.Small spittle buildup at the edges of the mouth commonly brought on by sleep deprivation and an enjoyably adventurous lifestyle. Chemical analysis of saliva likely to reveal a wide variety of high quality spirits, beers and hot beverages as well as possible indication of slightly more decadent substances.
1. woah dude you got englerts (New York-ese)
2. looks like a particularly fun night has resulted in a touch of englerts in me gob (Londinium)
3. Dude you just brushed your teeth or something? Where the hell did you find a toothbrush in a disused warehouse rave?
- Naw man, probably just Englerts
4. Either you've just drunk a delicious and foamy cappuccino or you might wanna wipe the Englerts off yer mouth
5. The lighting is appalling in here and I can still see you've got Englerts. No - not your nose, your mouth. No the other side. Jesus. Have some Chungy to sort out your saliva.
2. looks like a particularly fun night has resulted in a touch of englerts in me gob (Londinium)
3. Dude you just brushed your teeth or something? Where the hell did you find a toothbrush in a disused warehouse rave?
- Naw man, probably just Englerts
4. Either you've just drunk a delicious and foamy cappuccino or you might wanna wipe the Englerts off yer mouth
5. The lighting is appalling in here and I can still see you've got Englerts. No - not your nose, your mouth. No the other side. Jesus. Have some Chungy to sort out your saliva.
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