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Criminal Embarrassment

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!
by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010
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Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009
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Embarrassed

Theres no point in getting embarrassed by something you already did. Shit happens.
Getting embarrassed is like apologizing too much, it doesn't do any good. Fuck the person who read your dirty text and didnt want to.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020
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Embarass

Old English spelling of "Embarrass". Commonly used amongst scholars.
He was smarter than most other people, so he spelled "embarrass" in the Old English fashion; which is "embarass".
by wayneward54 November 5, 2009
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emberrorist

a radical who employs the potential to embarass others as a political weapon. Contrary to terrorist who uses fear.
Wikileaks and those involved with leaking inconsequential but potentially embarrassing communications are political emberrorists.
by sAFETY909 December 1, 2010
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