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electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.
1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?
by Naked Henry May 5, 2005
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Electric toothbrush

What I just used to give myself the best orgasm in the world.
When I put my electric toothbrush on my clit, it feels damn skippy.
by Toothbrushmaniac June 29, 2009
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election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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Election Twitter

a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.

The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman

Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie

Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter
by Brih989384 July 3, 2022
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West Sac Electric Eel

The WSEE occurs when you are shot with a taser in the ass whilst banging your Police Officer Neighbor's under aged daughter. The taser sends an electric current through your body, CNS, and to your brain. This effectively triggers a reflex response in your rectum. The electric current also acts as a stimulating/relaxing signal to your HN3/HL5 voluntary/involuntary muscle control nodes. The detrusor muscle is relaxed, forcing urination. While all of this cool shit is happening, you're having the most invigorating, most electrifying (seriously) sex you'll ever have. You pull a trice pack (Named for Kevin 'Trice Packen' Bredon) and simultaneously bust, shit and piss.
Ginger(1): Hey bro, have you seen our neighbor? She's fucking hot!
Ginger(2): yeah dude, was bangin her silly and her pig dad walked in and tases me. I shit, pissed and busted up in her vaghole all at the same time. It was like ice fishing.... fucking exhilarating. Man i pulled a West Sac Electric Eel on her. A ma'fuckin' WSEE

Ginger(1): Do you smell bacon?
by e30dream September 19, 2009
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electra

Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent
electra:Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent
by bigdawg6969 January 26, 2010
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