Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.

"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."

by shadyladyk March 12, 2010

Egotestical

A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.

That guy is such an egotestical

by NuclearKärring March 21, 2017

Egotistical

excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centered

Alyanna is an egotistical bitch who gets no dick and has no friends.

by Fakepersonh8trxxxxx May 14, 2017

Egotistical

That one person who is always shaming people even though they are bad, and brags about every kill they get in COD.

Nate: Yur so bad at this game
Me: Deadass, you are the most trash person here.
Nate is being egotistical.

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

egotistician

an expert in the human ego

According to egotisticians, a staggering 93% of Urban Dictionary definitions are the product of egotistic thought patterns in an effort to perpetuate egocentric concepts beyond the limited confines of the individual human minds to which those patterns' origins can be traced.

by ɐʞoʎǝH August 15, 2018

Egotesticle

Egotesticle, a dick person with an over-inflated ego.

“God that person is an Egotesticle...”

by Auriliz January 17, 2019

Egotistical bitch

Guila

Hour suck a guila also know as an egotistical bitch

by Kkirigia40 May 4, 2019