rooster early

a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)

Man I'm so tired, I woke up rooster early.

by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010

early cassidy

loud noises that lead you to believe that somone else is awake early in the morning.

I just heard an early cassidy, so someone else must be awake.

by oakleysista March 20, 2010

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 09, 2011

Early whipper

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet

My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

Early Doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

by dubflakes March 30, 2011

early and palazzo

a combination of cornflakes and pepperjack cheese.

"Maaaan, I could really go for some early and palazzo tonight!"

by condorman February 06, 2010