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evilution

Cliche used in various forms of fiction (usually of the science fiction genre) where a mad scientist type character is trying to force humanity to evolve through unethical means, or into some kind of posthuman monster race.
Doctor Mercer trying to help propagate the Necromorphs was part of the evilution cliche in Dead Space.
by Zed1331 March 24, 2009
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Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.
Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?
by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012
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punk evolutionary

not the "punk that no longer exists" its a punk that listens to the new punk bands, you dont have to listen to just the misfits and sex pistols to b an actual punk, punk is just punk, this particular form is punk evolutionary
he listens to anti flag, he's a punk evolutionary
by jordom hines October 22, 2006
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Evolution

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
Wizard evolution
by Boss37190 June 30, 2011
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Evolutionist

A group of people who excell at trash talking religions, trolling yahoo answers, and using "science" to back up their theories that are taken from Discovery channel and that are changed every other day.

Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.

Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!

Creationist: The facts are?

Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!

Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?

Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....

Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
by adud3withabrain October 22, 2011
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Emolution

evolution of emo's
when jack and max went to downtown,they realised that the Emolution has affected a big part of the teenagers.
by Crabman =] July 7, 2008
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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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