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Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
by anonymous December 12, 2023
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.
The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.
by Madame Monet April 6, 2025
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Floral Dysfunction

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022
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Erectile Dysfunction

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."
by poisonberries December 2, 2021
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Dysfunctional

1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!
by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018
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Dissociative -a detachment from reality

Sexual - have to do with sexual intercourse
Identity- to be the same or ones personality
Dysfunction-malfunction
Basically it is when a person hear auditory hallucinations and racing thought , detachment from reality occurs causing a person to have sexual relations with person place or things including children

Causing a sexual abuse molestation
by rafael e Reyes January 11, 2019
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Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025
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