B Donka Donk

A girl with a kickin booty. Something that you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Bounce!

Amanda's got a fly B Donka Donk!

by Lisa January 8, 2004

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

ket donk

A ket donk (also known as a ketamine specamin) is someone who’s an absolute mad lad and belongs on a non human spectrum

Ronnie: look at ashraf, whys he taking that board clicker
Maks: because he’s a ket donk

by Maksimos May 14, 2019

Wigan Donk

Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.

I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.

by VassODiarby September 22, 2012

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

Donk

A person with a penis equal to the size a donkey's penis

Connors dad was called donk at his highschool

by Teleporting Fat Guy July 1, 2009

Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.

by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013