Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has

I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong

by https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 July 6, 2020

omegalong dong

Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.

random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.

by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021

dong sweater

A freshly knit wool undergarment for your wiener.

I'm freezin my plums off out here. That sucks Daunte, my nana just knitted me a dong sweater.

by flail and husky darrell April 4, 2009

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Retro Donging

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position

Retro Donging

by DrewnIan November 30, 2010

big dong

Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.

Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.

by Zadsda December 19, 2014

dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021