dickronculous

redonkulous, ridiculous, absurd, etc.

hey, dickronculous, where's the bread!?

by admack April 26, 2008

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008

dicksnout

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.

That sales rep is a dicksnout.

by Senator S. December 15, 2008

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

dicksock

(a)sometimes referred to as a person thats a dumbass
(b)can basically be used to describe anything

"That person is being a real dicksock!"
"Are you wearing your dicksocks today?"

by psycholoser March 14, 2008

dicksound

A fad word on the internet, origin believed to be poster "smiith" on saxperience. Meaning the sound of ones dick as it slaps on the forehead of ones lover.

OMG, I love dicksound! Like ballslap or buttwhack!

by MotherOfGod September 20, 2012

dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

by Russian73 December 25, 2007