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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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Dickbutter

Combination of non sexual lube type liquids that make up a super lube. Perfect for your girl to give you a mind blowing handjob.
Babe can you give me a handjob with the dickbutter?
by SuezeeSmurd November 5, 2018
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dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.
starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized
by starrlp January 10, 2008
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dickbake

phrase to annoy someone or insult.
used mainly among the antrim road variety of people.
some1 hu either is distinctly ugly or a big wab
"oi son,ur a dickbake!"

dickbake,lessa it!
by smoobz August 24, 2006
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dickmate

A gay guy's partner?
Joe and Bob are dickmates.
by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005
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Dickbyte

Synonym for Asshole, Douchebag, etc. Any word that you can put in place of a name, i.e. a pronoun used to insult someone.
Shut the fuck up, dickbyte!

You're such a dickbyte, Phil!

Those fucking dickbytes, goddamn.
by Sinking Saturn October 20, 2006
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Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.
Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.
by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020
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