Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.

John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Diarrhea Dog

A hot dog that has been acquired from a dubious source (often a gas station or convenience store) that commonly leads to loosened stools.

Dave - "Are you doing okay man?"
Adam - "Not at all! I had a diarrhea dog from Speedway and need a toilet immediately."

by Gramamanamanees August 31, 2016

diarrhea boner

When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner

Pull the car over Spence, Andrews go a diarrhea boner.

by AskingForAFriend June 12, 2018

Diarrhea Cutter

An anus.

Stupid random woman- "Hey look it's my dog."

Stupid random woman- "Lets rub the dog's belly."

Stupid random woman- "Hmmmm my dog is acting strange oh I know let's check his diarrhea cutter!"

Intelligent dog- "Oh man here it comes !"

Stupid random woman- "HOLY DIARRHEA CUTTER, LIQUEFIED FECES IS EVERYWHERE AND MY WHOLE $1 PRE-WORN SHIRT IS RUINED ! NOW I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 20 YEARS POWER WASHING ALL PARTS OF MY MOUTH !"

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 24, 2021

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

diarrhea ambush

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011