Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018

Deeav

A leprechaun who grinds lego star wars

also known to forget the calculator
gets spanked on a daily

Oh he's such a Deeav

by Sharoofy69 May 6, 2019

Defeating Toriel

doing the absolute inverse of what you should've been doing

"aren't you trying to beat undertale pacifist??why are you Defeating Toriel?"

by Illumi :) December 25, 2021

Dameathaclotis

An STD or STI transferred usually by animals mainly Cows. Orgin: man had intercourse with a cow

Wow! Emily gave Johnny Dameathaclotis!

by CSGA11 April 12, 2022

Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

2mm defeater

A small penis that somehow has the capability to impress many women.

Woman 1 “God have you seen Sam’s penis?”
Woman 2 “Oh my it was so beautiful and cute!”
Sam “Quite the schmuck I have right lil old 2mm defeater.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

Millimeter Defeater

The name of a dick that is a millimeter long

"My girlfriend bit my dick while she was giving me a blowjob so now I have a millimeter defeater"

by Chocolatified July 9, 2023