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driving loop

Another name for the course traveled during the blunt ride, used when speaking in front of parents, pigs...etc
Josh-yo are we going to go on that blunt ride now?

Me- Shut the Fuck up josh, my moms in the other room, if she asks what you were talking about just say its a driving loop..
by Jigga Jerm May 12, 2006
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Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.
Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.
by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011
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driving the bus

Being in charge of a project or planned activity, whether work related or not.
WORK: “We need to all be on the same page with this project, so we need a good outline and a game plan.”
“What are you expecting me to do? You’re driving the bus!”

FREE TIME:“Hey, when are we meeting at the theater and which movie are we seeing?”
“Shoot, man, ask John. He’s driving the bus.”
by Nurse Kitten September 20, 2005
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Driving buzz

The 2-4 drink baseline buzz required for exceptionally good highway and residential driving.
Ex-wife: Hurry up or we'll be late for our son's funeral!

Ex-husband: Then we're gonna be late because I don't have my driving buzz yet.
by Joe Everyman June 22, 2010
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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
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driving a buick

"Driving a Buick" is a euphemism for vomiting.
Jonathan and John went to 6th street in a SUV but they came back driving a Buick.
by Giff Sr November 9, 2013
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Driving Miss Daisy

Driving someone especially an older person who is usually riding in the back seat. Taking care of the desires and the special needs of a younger or an older person while driving very slowly and with skill and professionalism.
The ride-share driver was "driving miss daisy" all night , but I am here safe and sound!
by Hole K. April 22, 2017
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