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email courier

An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.
Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page."

Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. "
by Pistol33 January 3, 2012
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Cyprianism

Cyprianism is an artistic Philosophy and Practice that acknowledges the Erotic Force and Its necessity in the creative process.

It is the modern version of an ancient mystery Philosophy and its related Practice meant to create Beautiful Masterworks out of the lives of those who follow it. It is taught through ritual and allegory and remembered in symbols. It has emerged several times throughout known history, most often within organized groups of artists and sacred courtesans (called “gardens”) and dates at least as far back as Periclean Greece with the Knights of Paphos. More information at cyprianism.com
The purpose of Cyprianism is to offer a system to pursue a Beautiful Life and/or the creation of an artistic masterwork.
by Stoneinyourbeard June 6, 2017
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Turd Courier

A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase.

The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.
"That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."
by nomercy82 October 4, 2011
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Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).
"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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The Curious Case of Penetrated Buttocks

Porn movie based on the film "The Curious Case of Bejamin Button"
P1 - "I watched The Curious case of penetrated buttocks last night"

P2 - "Yeah it was ok, I ... wait, WHA-?!?!"
by rONALD huMBLES rOADDS February 25, 2009
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curiosity

*Curious Cat* I might just go for a little stroll on to this road and see whats happening there.

*Car* VVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSCCCCCHREEEECCCCHHHH!!!

*Curious Cat* MMEWOOOOOOOOEEEWWWWW!!!! SPLAT!!!!

In this example, Curiosity in fact did kill the cat just as much as the car.
by castanza January 2, 2009
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Bi-curious George

Bi-curious george is

someone who doesnt quite know if they are gay or straight and they're willing to try something new... secretely.
Tonya: He's living with like four other gay guys.

Sylvia: Is he trying to pull a {bi-curious george}
by Heavenly01 June 16, 2009
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