by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017
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My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.
Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
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Leroy: call the police
by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019
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Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
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Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
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