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Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard
by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017
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Proper Custard

The perfect cream pie. Man custard is ejaculated into the orifice of choice (vaginal or anal) then allowed to pour out freely naturally or through force contractions. A proper custard is typically enjoyed orally by the giver or in some cases, by a cuckold partner.
My bill came over last night and filled me full of proper custard and My husband had clean up duty.

I filled Rachel full and watched ooze that wonderful proper custard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.
Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police
by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019
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Ankle custard

When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.
Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?
by Creamy cook August 30, 2020
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Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.
Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard
by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012
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blue vein custard chucker

Refers to your cock. Your cock has a massive blue vein in it and it chucks man custard when at the climax of arrousal.
Come and suck on my blue vein custard chucker you filthy cunt.
by Bigsypowell April 12, 2016
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