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Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.
I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.
by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013
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croaked it

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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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croaked it

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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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Croaked

*guy dies in movie*
Hayleigh: where did *guy* go????
Maddie: He croaked
by koilee November 10, 2021
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crockercroaker

A type of guerrilla warfare used in the Civil War Era. Similar to bushwacking.....and according to gabby Johnson....a crockercroakers main desire was to maim, plunder, and sexually assault women,children, and livestock...crockercroakers traveled in packs and had wild cookouts at night fueled by whiskey, skillet beans, and flatulence..these nightly

Gatherings (or plunder parties) are believed to be some of the most perverted in history...often driving off cattle from the days plunder...crockercroakers often had lookouts perched on highest ground or structure (often a bell tower)..and as the flatulence ensued fellow crockercroakers would holler "can you see anything"...these rantings were usually answered with a belching moan made famous by the man most consider the godfather of crocker croaking...one gabby Johnson of Lawrence, Kansas. On the croakers offensive...they often used the dreaded "number 6" on their plunder assault...when asked if they spare the women and children....a croaker would scream " he'll naw we rape the shit outta them" to this meant everything to the croakers cause and way of life...
Hell I was born here, and I was raised here, and by God I'm gonna die here...and ain't no sidewinding hornswogglin bushwacking crockercroaker gonna run me....
by Rude al April 15, 2022
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Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.
by DPMistress April 11, 2015
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Bone creaker

Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.
Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.
by dhosebag January 12, 2023
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