crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.

That girl has some crooked teeth.

by rwilly July 15, 2009

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

crooked slut

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

by FlyAway July 23, 2011

Crooked

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

crooked dick

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

CrookedCross

A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be more flaming than the A&M Bonfire, he populates the IGN Boards and spreads his homoprobic propaganda.

CrookedCross lieks menn.

by That guy. February 25, 2003