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Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other
"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."
by Brithlem May 17, 2017
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Anti-crime vaccine

Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control.
They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
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crimety

crimety! I have the sassar computer virus.

I spilled jam on the new tablecloth! Crimety.
by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 13, 2005
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crimescene sex

Sex while on your period.
She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.
by hanscraft December 31, 2006
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fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid
That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.
by Butchie December 19, 2003
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you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.
*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
by rainman690 July 22, 2010
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Criamazing

Only one person can be Criamazing, and that is Cria Blackman.
If you are called Criamazing, its a good thing. It means not only are you comparable to the amazingness of Chuck Norris, but your a girl. Which makes it better.
This is a compliment, you're hot, your're irresistible, and most of all, envied.
"Dude, It's CRIAMAZING!!!!!!!OMG!!"
by CriaMazing March 30, 2009
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