Crizmu

It's a name for the emo weebs

And the God of simps
However people named Crizmu donot really exist, it's said that if a girl sleeps naked then Crizmu jerks off to her clothes rather than her naked body.

Girl: Crizmu is so hot
Boy: Who tf is Crizmu

by z_ara02isthicc April 16, 2020

crizunk

On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.

I wanna make fun of Lil' Jon so im going to make the word Crizunk.

by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006

Crizumptuous

A flavor that you never forget.

Wow, the flavor of this cake you made me is very crizumptuous!

by Griffonry October 15, 2015

crizzurp

a mixture of cristal champagne and codeine syrup.
mentioned one time in a rap song.

"the recipe is cristal and sizzurp,
call that crizzurp, get that from killer,
cam that's my man and juelz that's my nigger,
dip dipset young money wheres the dessert?"

by perkecet May 7, 2008

crimmus

Ebonics for Christmas

It's Crimmus Beeatch!

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crimus

Someone who wishes well during Christmas but is exhausted by the holidays

Store clerk* “merry crimus”

by Unclesparta November 29, 2022

crizzunk

When some things is tizzite AND crunk. its crizzunk. origin south texas.

Dude my 21st birthday was crizzunk!

by Koolaid May 9, 2005