The Crapper

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!

"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)

by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Burden of Clippers

An obligation to get off of Discord because they're dirty as fuck and needs a bald fade, as well as a shower.

Exdeath: Naruto is outerversal
Xeno: Burden of Clippers states that you need to get off the cord cuz you're dirty asl
Exdeath: Fuck

by XenoApe November 19, 2020

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

clipper

A type of cylindrical lighter with a removeable part for pokeing down the contents of a joint.

(cj) you got a light?

(si) yeah here....

(cj) nah i need a pokie you got a clipper?

(g) here man i got one in my bag somwhere.

(cj) cheers.

by Timian September 2, 2004

crippen

When a person is crazy and trippen they’re crippen

Man that boy big trippen, nah he ain’t trippen tha nigga crippen

by Flexroid February 10, 2019

Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009