Craspy

1.When something is extremely crispy and hard to the touch, a higher level of crispiness.

1.Carlos used so much Dippity-do in his hair it became "craspy". He liked it this way as no hair would be out of place for his big date.

2. Janets hands were so dry they were craspy.

by Rex212 May 12, 2009

crash dummy

A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.

"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"

by Wynken July 25, 2013

Crash Love

(As of March 2010) Latest release by AFI, showing a large progression from the days of hardcore punk, with albums like Very Proud OF Ya and Black Sails In The Sunset, and even a more melodic progression from Decemberunderground.
Davey Havok's genius songwriting carries through, as does his voice, alongside Jade Puget (guitar) Adam Carson (drums) and Hunter Burgan (Bass)
the tracks are:
1: Torch Song
2: Beautiful Thieves
3: End Transmission
4: Too Shy To Scream
5: Veronica Sawyer Smokes
6: Okay, I Feel Better Now
7: Medicate
8: I Am Trying Very Hard To Be Here
9: Sacrilege
10: Darling, I Want To Destroy You
11: Cold Hands
12: It Was Mine

"Did you get Crash Love?"

by themobscene95 March 21, 2010

Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

by Crackattack October 13, 2007

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

crash

Hangover or other ill physical and psychological after effects as a result of a drug leaving your system and your body craving more. Specifically , this term refers to amphetamines, though it's often used to refer to other drugs as well.

The crash from the speed was so bad I couldn't move from the corner I was crying in for 3 hours, until I found my fifth of jim beam.

by oz July 9, 2003

crash blossoms

(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way

Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms

by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009