Carpano

It's when you hit someone with the dick and it's rolled in a towel.

I will give you a Carpano.

by mulyut October 29, 2018

Crapacity

The volume of human waste matter a portable toilet, or series of toilets in a venue, can take.

Dude, don't go into that one, it's reached it's crapacity

by Pussy Metal February 18, 2020

Craan

The weird but funnier way to say "crayon".

"Marines eat craans."
"Why are there so many craans."

by FoolSt0p November 12, 2020

Capango

Capango is a sweet, healthy, adorable nickname for someone who is obligated to serve the other superior(me), only in case they agree with being called Capango. It's a fair and enjoyable relationship for both for sure.
Once the agreement is made, There's no way back. Capango will always be Capango.

Me: Hey, capango, bring me some apple juice!!
Capango: yes, everything for you... ( I can't take this anymore)

by Not Jolie 🤸 February 8, 2022

Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

crapacious

the act of being "crappy"; low-quality; disappointing

The movie "The Hulk" was beyond crapacious.

by Cookie August 23, 2003

chapanese

One who is half Chinese and half Japanese.

See jinese.

See that chink? He's Chapanese.

by SteveB August 25, 2004